Dear person I had a crush on ummm Your hella stupid u gon fucked up
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I think I’d look cute in between your legs
Dear person I had a crush on?
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay